“There it is. That moment when you realise that shaving your legs has become a life-and-death struggle.”

— From: What to Expect, 9 May 2020, 30 Weeks Pregnant

“How is it that I can remember every lyric to every song from the 90s but I can’t remember why I just walked into the kitchen…”

— From: What to expect, on 5 May 2020, 30 Weeks Pregnant

“Halfway to wine. I mean baby! I said baby, right?”

— From: What to Expect, on 25 Feb 2020, 20 Weeks Pregnant

“That moment when you have to pee, and then after you pee, you still have to pee, but you can’t pee because you just peed.”

— From: What To Expect, on 16 Feb 2020, 18 Weeks Pregnant

” 2nd trimester: What they say: You’ll have so much energy! – What they mean: You’ll stop throwing up (maybe), you’ll only want 1 nap a day (not 4), you can still (sort of) bend at the waist – oh and you’ll start to glow (sweat)…”

— From: What to Expect, on Jan 8, 2020, 13 Weeks Pregnant